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| Stroke Of Bad Luck | |
| A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. "What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked. The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license." At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, ch...
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| 09:55 | 15/May/2008 |
| Really Bad Day | |
| There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t sta...
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| 08:54 | 14/May/2008 |
| Expensive Lawyer | |
| A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars for three questions, ” replied the lawyer. “Isn't that awfully steep?” asked the man. “Yes,” the lawyer replied, “and what was your third question?”
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| 06:54 | 13/May/2008 |
| Marital Counselling | |
| A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundr...
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| 12:36 | 9/May/2008 |
| Signs You've Had Enough Of The New Mille... | |
| 1) You try to enter your password on the microwave. 2) You now think of three espressos as ''getting wasted.'' 3) You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. 4) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 5) You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, ''What's...
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| 10:49 | 8/May/2008 |
| Hello, Sailor | |
| The grizzled old sea captain was quizzing a young, naval student. "What steps would you take if a sudden storm came up on the starboard?" "I'd throw out an anchor, sir." "What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?" "I'd throw out another anchor, sir." "But what if a third storm sprang up forward?" "I'd throw out another anchor, captain." "Ju...
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| 09:45 | 7/May/2008 |
| Genealogy | |
| From "Dear Abby" newspaper column- Dear Abby: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? - Sam in California.Dear Sam: Yes. Run for public office like President of the United States and the newspapers will trace your family history for free! If you doubt me just ask S...
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| 07:59 | 6/May/2008 |
| When Does Life Begin? | |
| A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins. "Life begins," said the priest, "at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus." "We believe," said the minister, "that life begins at birth, because that is when the baby becomes an individual and is capable o...
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| 09:05 | 3/May/2008 |
| Three Pregnant Women | |
| Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch, when one of them says, "I know that I'm going to have a boy." The other two women think about that for a moment, and then one of them says, "OK, how do you know you're going to have a boy?" "Well, when the child was conceived," says the first women, "I was on top. So I'm going to have a boy."...
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| 07:22 | 2/May/2008 |
| Red Indians Are Smarter Than Whites | |
| The Indian chief, ‘The One Who Never Sleeps’ was asked by a white government official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, where di...
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| vinita govind | 10:45 | 31/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (4)
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| a happy new year |
| hi all, wishing you all a very happy new year...that is till we are all annihilated as per Nostradamus' predictionSince 2008 is the year of doom..let us live each day as never lived before..I have actually started to spend a few minutes looking at the sun set and sunrise.. gaping at different hues of green in the garden and letting the wind tingl...
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| satyajit ban... | 19:00 | 14/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (85)
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| TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE........... |
| TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........ENGAGEDThe true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but How good u r for each other.TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........MARRIEDLove is not about "it's your fault",not "how could u", but "i'm sorry nor "i'm thankful to u.TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........HEARTBROKENHeartbreaks last as long as u want &cut a...
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| lovleen seth | 17:29 | 27/Apr/2008 |
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| Indian Mythology Popular Tales |
| Hi all, just writing in few more insights into Indian culture..In our day to day routine we perform so many rituals, but do we actually know the significance of them. 1) Why do we light the lamp before God?..........The lamp symbolizes knowledge and darkness symbolizes ignorance. Hence in Indian culture we bow down and join our hands in front of kn...
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| ankur vishnoi | 11:41 | 2/May/2008 |
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| Free Downloads |
| FREEDOWNLOADSChat Rooms, Enjoy FM Radio On computer, Chat, get freewallpapers, ringtones,software, Games, messaging, chat, money earninglinks and much more visit www.itool.co.cc Just ForYouFreeDownloads, Games, ring tones, Wallpapers, FM Radio, google Search,Messaging, Feeds, Jokes, Quotes and much more www.avishnoi.tkFREE PASSWORDMANAGER Automated...
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| medha N | 19:29 | 23/Apr/2008 |
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| I, Me, Mine! Why? |
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| My dad always told-"there is just a hairline difference between a genius and a mad" and both of them actually never realized that they were one of these. The best part is that all others out their thought themselves either to be a genius or a mad. Now if they really realize that they are either of these then I bet they are actually nothing.I am wri...
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| avinash | 11:11 | 14/May/2008 |
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| LIST OF 30+ FREE PROGRAMS TO EARN MONEY.... |
| hi everyone, please read the steps given below carefully - 1.click on the link given at the bottom of this blog. 2.u will be taken to a list of 30+ free programs to earn money. 3.join as many as u want.they r all free to join. 4.u will get paid 4 the work u do on those websites daily. u c...
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| azaa g | 21:51 | 8/May/2008 |
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| A walk in da rain |
| When the world has taken its tollAnd I feel so out of controlEverything I do or sayBecomes a big disarrayThe rain begins to fallCreating a dark wallBrings a grin to my faceI grab my shoes and raceInto the wet wall of tearsAll at once letting go of my fearsNow I don’t have to be shyBehind the wet wall I can cryWith every falling drop The pain begins...
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| Dheeraj bansal | 12:51 | 12/Mar/2008 |
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| life |
| It is a Mystery,an unsolved history,sometimes, full of sorrow, sometimes full of joyMaking you feel on top of the world,Like the stars or shining pearlsSometimes, shun you downLike a king's snatched crowns.Life forces you to think!It makes you fool just in an eye blink,It makes you to wonderIs your life worth living or its quist a blunder!wh...
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| vatsala joshi | 11:59 | 11/Apr/2008 |
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| GOTTU |
| Back in those days when I was still a pucca child,in other words,a primary-schooler, there roamed in the bylanes encircling our school, a madman we all called Gottu. “Gottu” in Kannada means “I know”.A peculiar name to give,I agree,but certainly in keeping with the time-honoured tradition of rechristening the mentally ill in view of their personal ...
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| Vijit Vivek | 13:57 | 17/Mar/2008 |
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| STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R . If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party , a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her c...
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| Karunakaran N | 14:16 | 6/Mar/2008 |
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| Answers to the 5 Q & the impossible inci... |
| These are the answers to the 5 Q's posted on 28th Feb 08 Answer 1: The old lady of course! After helping the old lady into the car, you can give your keys to your friend, and wait with your perfect partner for the bus Answer 2: The fireman is the only man in the room. The rest of the poker players are women. Answer 3: Socks do not come in in le...
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| usha setty | 15:46 | 14/May/2008 |
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| Abstract Art |
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| Hi allAbstract Art is my most favourite art style. I love to paint in an abstract fashion. It is a great pleasure to pick up my brushes and dab colors on the canvas without a care in the world about details, and create beautiful paintings which are a feast to the eyes, and at the same time keep the viewer interested. There are many stages of abs...
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| d | 20:34 | 5/May/2008 |
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| YIIKES..!! |
| I've never ever been to a dentist..NEVER.Chocolates n dentists go together..u 1st eat loads of chocolates and then u go see the dentist.Im obsessed with chocolates,alright..but i've bin lucky enough to give the "DR." a miss all these years.Well my luck ran out recently,and i got a date with a dentist.Although my pearly whites were intact but my wis...
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| ANWESHA | 17:45 | 13/May/2008 |
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| They first met on an internet chat site. he was a recently graduated software professional, she was a student in the same field. he lived in x city, she lived in y city. he was an atheist, she was a devoted, god loving person. it was a slow romance. they knew nothing about each other, not even their real names. on the site, when they first met, he ...
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| velan | 12:59 | 25/Feb/2008 |
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| How Heavy is a Glass of Water |
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| A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it.""If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an h...
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| A M Daniel | 21:10 | 14/May/2008 |
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| Never ever give up |
| Don't give up.....One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.I went to the woods to have one last talk with God."God", I asked, "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"His answer surprised me..."Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?""Yes", I replied."When I pla...
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| rakesh kant | 23:49 | 24/Mar/2008 |
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| KING OF HERBS-GANODERMA |
| The perfect choice of Health,Wealth & HappinessGanoderma - the miraculous king of herbs,has got highest ranking in the world of fungi.It is an exceptional mushroom with remarkable medicinal properties.Botanically it is a highly-evolved genus belonging to the family of fungi called Polyporaceae.It has been immortalized throughtout Chinese history an...
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| Jein Rajan | 18:34 | 17/Dec/2007 |
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| Destination Chithirapuram |
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| If you are looking for a perfect vacation, or rather a rejuvenating vacation. Then the Kerala tour offers its Chithirapuram hill tour that is a perfect way to wash away all your fatigue and monotony. Only at a distance of 10 Kms from Munnar, this sleepy little hill town is a paradisiacal retreat that offers you the best of nature and its beauty. In...
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| nataszah | 09:01 | 14/May/2008 |
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| A song I like |
| From this moment I have been blessed I will love you Your happiness... And will always Until my last breath From this moment on......... Your the reason why i believe in love Cause your the answers To my prayers from up above The only thing i care Is to be with you My dreams,my life is because of you...
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| Tushar Gadkari | 17:35 | 12/Feb/2008 |
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| Reflection |
| In my journey of life...which is not so long enuf,but i have learnt one thing........ The world is your reflection...............To change the world u just need to...change yourself .........
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| Kishan Thakker | 12:32 | 12/Mar/2008 |
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| Little girl and herfather were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don"t fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad.. YOU hold my hand." "What"s the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There"s a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I h...
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| BHAVIK MANKAD | 10:32 | 6/Feb/2008 |
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| KAHA GAYA WO BACHPAN?????? |
| KAHA GAYA WO BACHPAN??????Dhool Mitti se Khelata huwa bachpanSchool se ate waqt barish me bhigta huwa bachpanKagaj ki kashti k sath tairta huwa bachpanBhar dhoop me nange pav daudta huwa bachpanKaha gaya wo bachpan?Chand kancho (marbel) k liye dosto k sath ladata huwa bachpanFir apne hisse k bhi de kar manata huwa bachpan..Choti-Choti bato K liye m...
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| kamalesh | 07:42 | 12/Feb/2008 |
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| online earnings only for indians |
| Dear friends, All of you listen me. easy way online earning business in india for indians only. my earning growth starts from January.Rs.140/=only is your investment it gives life long income.If you like visit:www.skamarajan.cash2all.com
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| RAVINESH KUMAR | 13:34 | 13/May/2008 |
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| NAUKRI |
| NAUKRI(Urgent) Dear HRIt is hereby to knowledge yourself that my name is Ravinesh Kumar and I have completed Graduation (B.Com) from Magadh University Bodh Gaya. (Bihar) and completed three years of Practical Training under the supervision of The Institute of Chartered Accountants of India New Delhi and my course provides me with the skills and pra...
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| Joseph Antony | 05:12 | 16/May/2008 |
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| "3some" |
| Smallest, Tallest, Biggest The size of anything depends on your point of view!The biggest land animal is African Elephant. It can weigh over 5 tones. By the side of an elephant, a man looks and feels very small. Yet some animals are so small that a human eye cannot see them. Even among mammals, there are shrews and mice that size less than a human ...
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| datanentrygo | 07:49 | 19/Mar/2008 |
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| Jobs of editorial proofreading. |
| Jobs of editorial proofreading. Editorial proofreaders they can also recommend changes in word choice or inappropriate punctuation. Jobs of editorial proofreading. http://jobcenter.webs.com/pr.htm
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| Param singhs | 20:27 | 20/Jan/2008 |
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| CONTACT |
| " I AM HERE FOR SERIOUS BUSINESS PARTNER AND WOULD LIKE TO GROW MY NETWORKING ANYBODY INTERESTED TO JOIN ME PLEASE DO SO HEALTHY WEALTHY HAPPY vlt_param@rediffmail.com 09999239657 MAILING ADDRESS:- PARAM VEER SINGH HEAD POST OFFICE GHAZIBAD-201001 P.O.BOX NO:-37
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| balu m | 11:45 | 28/Dec/2007 |
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| Who is not saving India? |
| Who is not saving India? Who is not saving India? Everybody these days seems to be in the line tosave India. Just have a look at this listA political party with a stale ideology wants to save the country fromaugmenting its energy needs.A set of traders want to save the consumers and farmers from getting abetter deal through organized retailA bun...
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| Ashwin Unni | 15:57 | 19/Mar/2008 |
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| ROADIES !!!!!!! |
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| THIS IS GR8....ONLY 7 ROADIES LEFT OUT OF 13......WHO'S IT GONNA BE??????????????I HATE TO REVEAL THIS BUT....................................A SHUTOSH HAS WON!!!!(check out his orkut profile)NIHAL HAS COME 2nd........AND THE CUTE SHAMBHAVI HAS COME 5th...........-------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ------all data is ...
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| pooja agarwal | 23:16 | 24/Apr/2008 |
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| Its been 10 days since my last post the net connection conked off n i wos itchin to write somethign but jus cudnt ...but still life went on..he he...myanger is in control now..these days when i get angry or irritated i just pause for few mins and try to calm myself n try to let go...y shud one waste timeon petty things whihc are not important..so i...
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| sohamswami | 14:28 | 14/May/2008 |
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| ONLY FOR TRINA |
| Neel was furious.He said-' you can not just hoodwink me.You will have to tell me today-Who is this Trina? I know definitely somebody is there.You are just plainly hiding. How can you write so passionately about somebody yet do not know her. All bakwas.'I just laughed.' No,no,you can not get away today just by showing your teeth '- He said agitatedl...
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| ajay rana | 21:37 | 29/Jan/2008 |
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| Are the contents ofconscious perception tied to individual brain cells? Can we use singleneurons to determine someone’s subjective experience? A recent studiespublished in PNASsuggests otherwise: there are no specialized neuronsthat carry information about what enters awareness and what not. If oneholds the picture of a butterfly in front of one ey...
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| 24by7 | 18:27 | 10/May/2008 |
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| "Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible."
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| Sunil Meshram | 15:22 | 8/Jan/2008 |
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| Most Honourable OCCUPATION !!! |
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| IF SANITATION work in India brings with it untouchability, disease and death, why then do the Dalits not just give it up? At the least, why can’t they go on strike and ask for better working conditions? It is not that they did not try. In Delhi’s Balmiki Bara in Aryapura, Rajinder Kumar, a Delhi Jal Board sewer worker, offers us some non-textbook h...
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| sampanna | 18:56 | 2/May/2008 |
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| Former President of IndiaAPJ Abdul Kalam : 'A Leader Should Know How to Manage Failure'Could you give an example, from your own experience, of how leaders should manage failure?Kalam: Let me tell you about my experience. In 1973 I became the project director of India's satellite launch vehicle program, commonly called the SLV-3. Our goal was to put...
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| Raj | 19:33 | 9/Jan/2008 |
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| Nadir |
| I feel I can hear the thunder, Have I made a costly blunder.I've been wrong for so many days, I feel its time to mend old ways.Staring beneath this stark gloom, What is the probability that I'll bloom.For I shall leave no matter on to you now, I know I must do it how.Do i look crestfallen, Dare you say that coz I have not yet fallen....
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| Suresh Praja... | 02:11 | 11/May/2008 |
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| We had a Debate over .... |
| Yes , We had a Debate over a topic , last night. It was all related to books only.Yesterday, Chirag called me up. His exams are going on. He was not very happy with one paper , which was very bad. We were discussing, then suddenly , i said , Chi, i have bought two more books worth 530 Rs. As This has been a hot topic between us since last few mon...
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| souvik | 00:53 | 13/May/2008 |
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| Mother's Day |
| This story is a tribute from my side to all the wonderful mothers around the world. They are just the best, wherever they are. I love my mom a lot, and she will always be the most special person in my life. Please forgive the mistakes, if any, in the story... Hope you like it...--Souvik GuptaAyush stands on the Lake Gardens bridge, looking at the s...
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| Arunim Chatt... | 12:12 | 4/May/2008 |
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| I Will Hypnotize You… |
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| Hi friends, how many times did you wish that you could hypnotize someone? Did you never wish desperately, “Oh, if I could hypnotize Mr/Ms/Mrs X/Y/Z...!!!” ??? It can be your teacher in school, your boss in office, your neighbour, your friends or enemies, even your sweetheart, or any hard-to-handle person… But we don’t get enough scope, ...
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| Kiran Raivad... | 10:58 | 26/Dec/2007 |
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| STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART...FOR THE HEART. (Posting it as it may be useful/kr) A chat with Dr.Devi Shetty, Narayana Hrudayalaya (Heart Spec | | |
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