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 07:34 | 21/Aug/2008 |
| The Doctor's Assistant | |
| A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients." "Yes, sir!" answers Ole. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks, "So, Ole, how was your day?"...
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| 09:06 | 20/Aug/2008 |
| The 'No Love' Ark | |
| When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals and said in a demanding voice:"Listen up kids! There will be NO sex on this trip. Not even the wetting of the tip of your penis. All of you males, take off your penises and hand them to Jim the Monkey. He will write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis ba...
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| 07:21 | 19/Aug/2008 |
| What A Family! | |
| A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to dinner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, "Dad, why don't you seem happy with her. Mom likes her a lot."The father ...
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| 09:13 | 18/Aug/2008 |
| At The Ranch | |
| A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire ...
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| 08:26 | 17/Aug/2008 |
| Success Age | |
| At Age 4 ...... Success is ...... not peeing in your pants At Age 6 ...... Success is …... finding your way home (from school)At Age12 ...... Success is ...... having friendsAt Age18 ...... Success is ...... having a driver's licenseAt Age 20 ...... Success is ...... having sexAt Age 35 ...... Success is ...... having moneyAt Age 45 ....
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| 07:08 | 16/Aug/2008 |
| Bad Parrot | |
| Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and a horrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive; those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. Jimmy tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music... anything he could think of. Nothin...
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| 07:56 | 15/Aug/2008 |
| Buying A Barbie Doll | |
| A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.He drove to the shopping centre and ran to the toyshop and he asked the manager: "How much is that new Barbie doll in the window?"The Manager replied: "Which one? We have 'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes to the Bal...
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| 07:58 | 14/Aug/2008 |
| Job Application | |
| This is an actual job application someone submitted to McDonald's. They hired him. NAME - Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION - Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY - $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style sever...
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| 07:33 | 13/Aug/2008 |
| New Seat Belt Law | |
| This is very Important, please pass on to friends and family. THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE! The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below.......
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| 13:22 | 12/Aug/2008 |
| Miracle | |
| A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter."She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," the mother said.The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant."The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, ...
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| infyteena | 08:51 | 9/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (103)
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| openion2 |
| Modification of syllabus in Education system. The syllabus in Education system has to be modified to present current time. More stress to be given to computer knowledge, science, basic essentials like-food,shelter, residence, then natural resource management, security, responcibility. etc Also stress should beshould be given for basics of reproduct...
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| Vivek Agrawal | 19:20 | 20/Aug/2008 |
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| 4 LINES MAGIC |
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| 4 LINES MAGIC --------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ------ OLYMPICJahan Koi Nahi Jata, Vahan Hum Gayenga.Rastoo Par Naya Mukam Banyenga.Chalta Rahan Hum Is Kadar ToSayad Olymipic Hi Jeet Jayanga.-------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- -----...
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| Ashutosh | 20:08 | 17/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (37)
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| Information |
| There is a very nice saying regarding information - it has three stages observe...absorb...share... (dekho....seekho...batao) and to have it in you, you need to have your eyes & ears open along with your senses....
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| abhishekprat... | 14:48 | 8/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (31)
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| HELLOW , MY DEAR FRNDS HERE I SHARE SOME EMOTIONS WITH U N THEN TELL ME I AM WRONG OR NOT. WHEN I AM IN 2nd Yr. B.TECH. , THEN ONE OF MY CLASSMATE WHEN I SAY THAT CAN U MAKE MY SIS. THEN SHE SAY NO N TOLD THAT U CAN SEE WITH DIFFERENT WAY. I N OTER MY FRNDS TOLD HER THERE IS NOTING FROM MY SIDE N ALSO NOT TALK TO ME . WHEN I ASK TO HER WHY...
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| Manu Nair | 14:07 | 19/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (720)
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| Cooking Is An Art In Itself !! |
| Do men have to know cooking? In the early ages, men were not allowed in the kitchen but now it’s not so. Men should be welcomed in the kitchen by their wives as they should learn the art of cooking. This will also make their married life happier, it will also help the men to fend for themselves during the various times of emergencies and they would...
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| praveen sharma | 15:26 | 19/Aug/2008 |
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| THE LOVE |
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| "The name that can be named is not the eternal Name. The unnamable is the eternally real," . So, if you focus on the name, then you are likely to lose the actual substance and essence of it.Basically “LOVE” is a unique feeling that can’t be defined if we really live it. On the contrary it can be defined with all its technicalities for all other pur...
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| sandhyakapoor | 18:15 | 21/Jul/2008 |
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| EVERY FRIEND IS IMPORTANT FOR ME |
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| EVERY FRIEND IS IMPORTANT FOR ME i am from uzbekistan. i mean mother uzbekistan and father from Punjab India. i am n.r.i. i know languages of russian, uzbek, kyrgyz, english, hindi and punjabi. all languages little bit because i spent few years in indian hostle therefore i have some command in hindi and punjabi, i can read hindi and punjabi if wri...
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| raj phad | 13:10 | 28/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (139)
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| no words................................... ..., my heart is crying for the innocent people ,those who are injured or dead in current bomb blast series for those sufferers who are not at all concerned . the fight for existance{?} continue within the masses, communities, and then u and me. when it is going to stop?
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| candies alla... | 14:51 | 14/May/2008 |
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| Smart Old Woman |
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| An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.......... Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?" Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding." Older Woman: "Oh, I see." Officer: "Can I see your license please?" Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." Officer: "Don't have one? " Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. " Office...
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| vijayaram reddy | 14:52 | 11/Aug/2008 |
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| సరిగ్ĵ 5;ా చూడు ప్రాణ రహిత జీవాలĺ 9;లా తిరుగĹ 7;తోంది - ఈ ప్రజా గుం...
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| RAMESH | 22:02 | 20/Aug/2008 |
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| MASSACRE.... |
| Ø The Land Of Kashmir ..... ØNilamata Purana: Ka means "water" and Shimir means "to desiccate". Hence, Kashmir stands for "a land desiccated from water". ØThe Nilamata Purana gives the name Kashmira to the Valley considering it to be an embodiment of Uma. ØIn the Rajatarangini, a history of Kashmir written by Kalhana in the 12th century, it is s...
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| krishna agarwal | 07:34 | 5/Jul/2008 |
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| General Knowledge |
| Can You Give You Woman A Deeper Orgasm?Author: Jerry LeungAs a man, you will probably want to learn more ways to give your lady deeper orgasms. Yet, the fact is that no many people can really do that. In fact, there are some methods you can use in order to give your lady a deeper orgasm. Here are some tips for you to do so.At this point, some of th...
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| LAUGHING HUMAN | 18:03 | 6/Aug/2008 |
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| BYE FRIENDS |
| my dear iland friends i will be gone now for a long time i dont know when i will be able to write again anyway i dont write much. I will be reading your blogs whenever i can specially Frozy your bolgs
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| vaishali jene | 15:34 | 24/Jul/2008 |
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| personal |
| I wear a size 32D bra. I have real good body and nice size breast How do you keep breasts from bouncing while joging? Seriously, I need some suggestions for this. I wear a sports bra but as a full breasted girl they still are bouncing around ehile jogging.. Pls any advice would help!
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| JAYEETA DAS | 18:26 | 16/Jun/2008 |
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| Love , well the word itself has so many aspects. It can be with your parents, your pet , freind. But some relationships are really very strange and at times unacceptable to the society. For instance love with ur boss. Many of us might think that it is in most cases a conditional love. But loving someone who is handsome,talented & powerful is really...
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| lonely | 10:47 | 20/Jul/2008 |
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| Far away from reality..!!! |
| Yester day while watching TV there was an advertisement that caught my attention.. I think most of u people have seen that. It is an advertisement of some **** water purifier, where there was a guy in a desert collapsed on his knee becoz of dehydration. Some people near to him observe and rush towards that guy and offering some water. If suppose u...
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| RAGHUPAT | 22:18 | 16/Aug/2008 |
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| where there is love |
| ~ Where There Is Love ~Where there is lovethe heart is lightwhere there is lovethe day is brightWhere there is lovethere is laughteras that of childrenin the joy of being togetherWhere there is lovethere is a songto right things thathave gone wrongWhere there is lovethere always a smileto get you through a daywhich makes all things worthwhileWhere ...
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| vinita govind | 10:45 | 31/Dec/2007 |
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| a happy new year |
| hi all, wishing you all a very happy new year...that is till we are all annihilated as per Nostradamus' predictionSince 2008 is the year of doom..let us live each day as never lived before..I have actually started to spend a few minutes looking at the sun set and sunrise.. gaping at different hues of green in the garden and letting the wind tingl...
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| satyajit ban... | 19:00 | 14/Apr/2008 |
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| TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE........... |
| TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........ENGAGEDThe true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but How good u r for each other.TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........MARRIEDLove is not about "it's your fault",not "how could u", but "i'm sorry nor "i'm thankful to u.TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........HEARTBROKENHeartbreaks last as long as u want &cut a...
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| lovleen seth | 18:21 | 12/Jul/2008 |
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| CLASSIFY YOURSELF |
| A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: " Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting a...
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| ankur vishnoi | 16:05 | 18/Aug/2008 |
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| Earn money From Mobile |
| Earn money from mobile Hey Friends earn money from mobile. You can earn upto 1000 Rs. per weak. To start visit www.iseak.tk and click on earn from mobile link. Don't forget to verify your mobile. use invite id 76306
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| medha N | 16:28 | 31/Jul/2008 |
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| Hello friends! |
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| Hello friends! I have recently started another blog on blogspot and would like to invite you to read my posts on the same. I would also continue posting some interesting articles here in iland afterall this is my first love. Here is my url/hyperlink. See you soon. Bye. http://likecasualjeans.blogspot.com/
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| avinash | 11:11 | 14/May/2008 |
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| LIST OF 30+ FREE PROGRAMS TO EARN MONEY.... |
| hi everyone, please read the steps given below carefully - 1.click on the link given at the bottom of this blog. 2.u will be taken to a list of 30+ free programs to earn money. 3.join as many as u want.they r all free to join. 4.u will get paid 4 the work u do on those websites daily. u c...
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| azaa g | 21:51 | 8/May/2008 |
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| A walk in da rain |
| When the world has taken its tollAnd I feel so out of controlEverything I do or sayBecomes a big disarrayThe rain begins to fallCreating a dark wallBrings a grin to my faceI grab my shoes and raceInto the wet wall of tearsAll at once letting go of my fearsNow I don’t have to be shyBehind the wet wall I can cryWith every falling drop The pain begins...
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| Dheeraj bansal | 12:51 | 12/Mar/2008 |
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| life |
| It is a Mystery,an unsolved history,sometimes, full of sorrow, sometimes full of joyMaking you feel on top of the world,Like the stars or shining pearlsSometimes, shun you downLike a king's snatched crowns.Life forces you to think!It makes you fool just in an eye blink,It makes you to wonderIs your life worth living or its quist a blunder!wh...
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| vatsala joshi | 11:59 | 11/Apr/2008 |
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| GOTTU |
| Back in those days when I was still a pucca child,in other words,a primary-schooler, there roamed in the bylanes encircling our school, a madman we all called Gottu. “Gottu” in Kannada means “I know”.A peculiar name to give,I agree,but certainly in keeping with the time-honoured tradition of rechristening the mentally ill in view of their personal ...
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| Vijit Vivek | 12:45 | 3/Aug/2008 |
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| Once upon a time.... There was a rich King who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for...
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| Karunakaran N | 14:16 | 6/Mar/2008 |
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| Answers to the 5 Q & the impossible inci... |
| These are the answers to the 5 Q's posted on 28th Feb 08 Answer 1: The old lady of course! After helping the old lady into the car, you can give your keys to your friend, and wait with your perfect partner for the bus Answer 2: The fireman is the only man in the room. The rest of the poker players are women. Answer 3: Socks do not come in in le...
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| usha setty | 16:19 | 4/Jun/2008 |
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| The girl child |
| Is the number of the girl child in India started to dwindle?A relative of mine has a son who is 'ready for marriage' as the saying goes! But he is not getting a suitable match. He seems to have mellowed down a little considering that he was always an outgoing boy. The enthusiasm with which they started the bride hunt has slowed down. They think...
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| d | 20:34 | 5/May/2008 |
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| YIIKES..!! |
| I've never ever been to a dentist..NEVER.Chocolates n dentists go together..u 1st eat loads of chocolates and then u go see the dentist.Im obsessed with chocolates,alright..but i've bin lucky enough to give the "DR." a miss all these years.Well my luck ran out recently,and i got a date with a dentist.Although my pearly whites were intact but my wis...
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| ANWESHA | 20:48 | 2/Jul/2008 |
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| .......the fisher girl......after the tsunamirika woke up that morning, the 26th of december, to the sound of people screaming. her thin ragged ten year old arms rubbed the sleep from her eyes as she ran outside to see what had happened. she could not hear the sea waves comfortingly spashing next to her house. the silence of the water worried her. ...
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| velan | 12:59 | 25/Feb/2008 |
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| How Heavy is a Glass of Water |
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| A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it.""If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an h...
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| A M Daniel | 17:35 | 21/May/2008 |
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| BE A RIGHT PERSON |
| When the Person Is RightOne rainy Sunday afternoon, a little boy was bored and his father was sleepy. The father decided to create an activity to keep the kid busy. So, he found in the morning newspaper a large map of the world. He took scissors and cut it into a good many irregular shapes like a jigsaw puzzle. Then he said to his son, "See if you ...
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| rakesh kant | 23:49 | 24/Mar/2008 |
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| KING OF HERBS-GANODERMA |
| The perfect choice of Health,Wealth & HappinessGanoderma - the miraculous king of herbs,has got highest ranking in the world of fungi.It is an exceptional mushroom with remarkable medicinal properties.Botanically it is a highly-evolved genus belonging to the family of fungi called Polyporaceae.It has been immortalized throughtout Chinese history an...
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| Jein Rajan | 18:34 | 17/Dec/2007 |
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| Destination Chithirapuram |
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| If you are looking for a perfect vacation, or rather a rejuvenating vacation. Then the Kerala tour offers its Chithirapuram hill tour that is a perfect way to wash away all your fatigue and monotony. Only at a distance of 10 Kms from Munnar, this sleepy little hill town is a paradisiacal retreat that offers you the best of nature and its beauty. In...
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