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Friday 22 August, 2008
 09:19 | 4/Jul/2008 |  1 Comment(s)
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An eighteen year old virgin girl speaks confidentially to her lecturer who is a horny, dirty old man.

"Sir, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."

"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the lecturer asked.

"Because he touched me on my arm without permission"

"Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm.

"Yes sir."

"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But he also touched my breasts."

"You mean like this??" He touches her breasts.

"Yes sir."

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But he took off my clothes."

"Like this??" He takes off her clothes.

"Yes sir."

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."

"Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.

"Yes sir," she says sometime later.

"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But sir, he has AIDS."

"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"


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