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Sunday 5 July, 2009
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Old Confucius Jokes


  Confucius Says:*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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War does not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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