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| S.O.B. | |
| An eighteen year old virgin girl speaks confidentially to her lecturer who is a horny, dirty old man. "Sir, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday." "Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the lecturer asked. "Because he touched me on my arm without permission" "Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm. "Yes sir." "That's no reason for call...
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| 10:10 | 3/Jul/2008 |
| Novel Treatment For A Cough | |
| The owner of a pharmacy walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can'...
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| 10:32 | 2/Jul/2008 |
| Rude Customer | |
| An oily, disreputable looking fellow walks into a bank with a large sack on his back. Seeing an open teller, the man walks up to the young lady and places the sack on the counter. "I want to open a f***ing savings account!" the man grunts. "I am sorry sir, we prefer politer customers," she replied, offended. "Okay, look I just wanna open a f***ing...
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| 11:43 | 1/Jul/2008 |
| The Three Generals | |
| The Pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so they decided to get rid of some of them. They offered $10,000 in severance pay for each inch of their body -- to be measured however they chose.The Air Force general went first. He said he wanted to be measured from his head to his toe. He was 69 inches. He received $690,000.Next up wa...
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| 08:51 | 30/Jun/2008 |
| Aerial Photography | |
| A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to pho...
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| 09:06 | 29/Jun/2008 |
| The Ultimate Female Joke | |
| It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke, a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hope that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exce...
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| 07:54 | 28/Jun/2008 |
| Best Comeback Response Of The Year | |
| If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility... Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching t...
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| 07:09 | 27/Jun/2008 |
| How to Ripen Tomatoes | |
| A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand...
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| 07:59 | 26/Jun/2008 |
| Medical Advances | |
| An Israeli doctor says:'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'A German doctor says:'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.A Russian doctor says:'In my country, medic...
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| 09:06 | 25/Jun/2008 |
| Quantam Theory Of Socks | |
| Philosophers have long wondered why socks have this habit of getting lost, and why humans always end up with large collections of unmatched odd socks. One school of thought says that socks are very antisocial creatures, and have a deep sense of rivalry. In particular, two socks of the same design have feelings of loathing towards each other and hen...
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| vaishali jene | 13:56 | 26/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (13)
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| quwstion |
| hi, wether size of breast has any relation with satisfaction of men or women
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| SHASHI K | 18:20 | 2/Jul/2008 |
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| ADVENTURES OF A PIRATE |
| A pirate at the local bar discusses his pastA seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of s...
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| JAYEETA DAS | 18:26 | 16/Jun/2008 |
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| Love , well the word itself has so many aspects. It can be with your parents, your pet , freind. But some relationships are really very strange and at times unacceptable to the society. For instance love with ur boss. Many of us might think that it is in most cases a conditional love. But loving someone who is handsome,talented & powerful is really...
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| Kiran Naik | 23:32 | 25/Jun/2008 |
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| To All Married Couples and Singles Who I... |
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| Gals and guys you will be surprised but this is soo good that it will bring tears to your eyes... and believe me it is true. I too had tears rolling down my cheeks.. it is soo touching... let me know if you too agree to this When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down a...
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| lonely | 01:47 | 28/Jun/2008 |
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| A Great Move... |
| Recently the state government of Andhra Pradesh has taken a decision to introduce CBSE English medium syllabus in government schools through out the state. I felt really happy after listening this news through one of the news channels.. This is really a welcoming decision because it’s not only giving English medium education to the poor but it a...
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| RAGHUPAT | 07:28 | 4/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (91)
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| female rules |
| The Femalealways makes The Rules. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.No Male can possibly know all The Rules. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she mustimmediately change some or all of The Rules. The Female is never wrong. (Ifthe Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding wh...
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| vinita govind | 10:45 | 31/Dec/2007 |
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| a happy new year |
| hi all, wishing you all a very happy new year...that is till we are all annihilated as per Nostradamus' predictionSince 2008 is the year of doom..let us live each day as never lived before..I have actually started to spend a few minutes looking at the sun set and sunrise.. gaping at different hues of green in the garden and letting the wind tingl...
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| satyajit ban... | 19:00 | 14/Apr/2008 |
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| TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE........... |
| TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........ENGAGEDThe true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but How good u r for each other.TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........MARRIEDLove is not about "it's your fault",not "how could u", but "i'm sorry nor "i'm thankful to u.TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........HEARTBROKENHeartbreaks last as long as u want &cut a...
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| lovleen seth | 22:14 | 13/Jun/2008 |
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| THE UP-SIDE -DOWN STORY OF SHIMLA HILLS |
| Seismologic studies of the earth have uncovered new information about the Shimla hills region .It reveals that Shimla is situated on mantle which is thick, heavy, and solid rocky material layer.whereas in normal formation of earth , the lithosphere is the crust about 5 to 30 miles deep and lighter than mantle and the mantle is about 1800 miles thic...
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| ankur vishnoi | 11:41 | 2/May/2008 |
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| Free Downloads |
| FREEDOWNLOADSChat Rooms, Enjoy FM Radio On computer, Chat, get freewallpapers, ringtones,software, Games, messaging, chat, money earninglinks and much more visit www.itool.co.cc Just ForYouFreeDownloads, Games, ring tones, Wallpapers, FM Radio, google Search,Messaging, Feeds, Jokes, Quotes and much more www.avishnoi.tkFREE PASSWORDMANAGER Automated...
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| medha N | 19:29 | 23/Apr/2008 |
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| I, Me, Mine! Why? |
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| My dad always told-"there is just a hairline difference between a genius and a mad" and both of them actually never realized that they were one of these. The best part is that all others out their thought themselves either to be a genius or a mad. Now if they really realize that they are either of these then I bet they are actually nothing.I am wri...
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| avinash | 11:11 | 14/May/2008 |
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| LIST OF 30+ FREE PROGRAMS TO EARN MONEY.... |
| hi everyone, please read the steps given below carefully - 1.click on the link given at the bottom of this blog. 2.u will be taken to a list of 30+ free programs to earn money. 3.join as many as u want.they r all free to join. 4.u will get paid 4 the work u do on those websites daily. u c...
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| azaa g | 21:51 | 8/May/2008 |
| Friends: (193)
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| A walk in da rain |
| When the world has taken its tollAnd I feel so out of controlEverything I do or sayBecomes a big disarrayThe rain begins to fallCreating a dark wallBrings a grin to my faceI grab my shoes and raceInto the wet wall of tearsAll at once letting go of my fearsNow I don’t have to be shyBehind the wet wall I can cryWith every falling drop The pain begins...
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| Dheeraj bansal | 12:51 | 12/Mar/2008 |
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| life |
| It is a Mystery,an unsolved history,sometimes, full of sorrow, sometimes full of joyMaking you feel on top of the world,Like the stars or shining pearlsSometimes, shun you downLike a king's snatched crowns.Life forces you to think!It makes you fool just in an eye blink,It makes you to wonderIs your life worth living or its quist a blunder!wh...
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| vatsala joshi | 11:59 | 11/Apr/2008 |
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| GOTTU |
| Back in those days when I was still a pucca child,in other words,a primary-schooler, there roamed in the bylanes encircling our school, a madman we all called Gottu. “Gottu” in Kannada means “I know”.A peculiar name to give,I agree,but certainly in keeping with the time-honoured tradition of rechristening the mentally ill in view of their personal ...
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| Vijit Vivek | 13:10 | 16/Jun/2008 |
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| Pain of a Married Man ...!! |
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| A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.'What's the matter, dear...
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| Karunakaran N | 14:16 | 6/Mar/2008 |
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| Answers to the 5 Q & the impossible inci... |
| These are the answers to the 5 Q's posted on 28th Feb 08 Answer 1: The old lady of course! After helping the old lady into the car, you can give your keys to your friend, and wait with your perfect partner for the bus Answer 2: The fireman is the only man in the room. The rest of the poker players are women. Answer 3: Socks do not come in in le...
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| usha setty | 16:19 | 4/Jun/2008 |
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| The girl child |
| Is the number of the girl child in India started to dwindle?A relative of mine has a son who is 'ready for marriage' as the saying goes! But he is not getting a suitable match. He seems to have mellowed down a little considering that he was always an outgoing boy. The enthusiasm with which they started the bride hunt has slowed down. They think...
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| PRAVIN KALA | 15:59 | 19/Jun/2008 |
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| तुझ्यì 6; मैत्रì 7;चा जिव्हì 6;ळाम्ह 339;जे माझ्यì 6;साठी जणु उन्हाë 5;्य&#...
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| d | 20:34 | 5/May/2008 |
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| YIIKES..!! |
| I've never ever been to a dentist..NEVER.Chocolates n dentists go together..u 1st eat loads of chocolates and then u go see the dentist.Im obsessed with chocolates,alright..but i've bin lucky enough to give the "DR." a miss all these years.Well my luck ran out recently,and i got a date with a dentist.Although my pearly whites were intact but my wis...
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| ANWESHA | 20:48 | 2/Jul/2008 |
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| .......the fisher girl......after the tsunamirika woke up that morning, the 26th of december, to the sound of people screaming. her thin ragged ten year old arms rubbed the sleep from her eyes as she ran outside to see what had happened. she could not hear the sea waves comfortingly spashing next to her house. the silence of the water worried her. ...
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| velan | 12:59 | 25/Feb/2008 |
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| How Heavy is a Glass of Water |
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| A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it.""If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an h...
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| A M Daniel | 17:35 | 21/May/2008 |
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| BE A RIGHT PERSON |
| When the Person Is RightOne rainy Sunday afternoon, a little boy was bored and his father was sleepy. The father decided to create an activity to keep the kid busy. So, he found in the morning newspaper a large map of the world. He took scissors and cut it into a good many irregular shapes like a jigsaw puzzle. Then he said to his son, "See if you ...
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| rakesh kant | 23:49 | 24/Mar/2008 |
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| KING OF HERBS-GANODERMA |
| The perfect choice of Health,Wealth & HappinessGanoderma - the miraculous king of herbs,has got highest ranking in the world of fungi.It is an exceptional mushroom with remarkable medicinal properties.Botanically it is a highly-evolved genus belonging to the family of fungi called Polyporaceae.It has been immortalized throughtout Chinese history an...
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| Jein Rajan | 18:34 | 17/Dec/2007 |
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| Destination Chithirapuram |
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| If you are looking for a perfect vacation, or rather a rejuvenating vacation. Then the Kerala tour offers its Chithirapuram hill tour that is a perfect way to wash away all your fatigue and monotony. Only at a distance of 10 Kms from Munnar, this sleepy little hill town is a paradisiacal retreat that offers you the best of nature and its beauty. In...
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| nataszah | 11:45 | 1/Jul/2008 |
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| FRIENDSHIP |
| Deep friendship doesn't defends On how many times friends Spends times together How happy they are Its the time when You never see them Yet keep on believing That friendship will stay...
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| Tushar Gadkari | 17:35 | 12/Feb/2008 |
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| Reflection |
| In my journey of life...which is not so long enuf,but i have learnt one thing........ The world is your reflection...............To change the world u just need to...change yourself .........
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| Kishan Thakker | 12:32 | 12/Mar/2008 |
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| Hold My Hand.... |
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| Little girl and herfather were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don"t fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad.. YOU hold my hand." "What"s the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There"s a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I h...
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| BHAVIK MANKAD | 10:32 | 6/Feb/2008 |
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| KAHA GAYA WO BACHPAN?????? |
| KAHA GAYA WO BACHPAN??????Dhool Mitti se Khelata huwa bachpanSchool se ate waqt barish me bhigta huwa bachpanKagaj ki kashti k sath tairta huwa bachpanBhar dhoop me nange pav daudta huwa bachpanKaha gaya wo bachpan?Chand kancho (marbel) k liye dosto k sath ladata huwa bachpanFir apne hisse k bhi de kar manata huwa bachpan..Choti-Choti bato K liye m...
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| kamalesh | 07:42 | 12/Feb/2008 |
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| Interests: chatting
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| online earnings only for indians |
| Dear friends, All of you listen me. easy way online earning business in india for indians only. my earning growth starts from January.Rs.140/=only is your investment it gives life long income.If you like visit:www.skamarajan.cash2all.com
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| RAVINESH KUMAR | 15:46 | 29/Jun/2008 |
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| SCREENING TEST |
| SCREENING TEST(An opinion) America and their Government scaring by only three things as follows:- Ø InflationØ Unemployment and last Ø Worst Politics (Internal) Rest neither they scare with China nor with Russia or India. So, as far as these three things are concern if any President of America fails to overcome on such issues then thei...
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| Joseph Antony | 00:06 | 4/Jul/2008 |
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| " FOR EVER " |
| I hereby Stops all my activities n iland. And treat this as my apology - If any of my posts or any comments hurt / wounded anybody.Thanks, Love & Regards to All my Friends. HAVE A NICE DAY ............ No one is born happy... But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness...So....today, make others happy... Flash your sweetest s...
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| datanentrygo | 07:49 | 19/Mar/2008 |
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| Jobs of editorial proofreading. |
| Jobs of editorial proofreading. Editorial proofreaders they can also recommend changes in word choice or inappropriate punctuation. Jobs of editorial proofreading. http://jobcenter.webs.com/pr.htm
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| Param singhs | 16:44 | 23/Jun/2008 |
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| DOSTI |
| इतने दोस्तो मे भी एक दोस्त की तलाश है मुझेइतने ; अपनो मे भी एक अ...
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| balu m | 11:45 | 28/Dec/2007 |
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| Who is not saving India? |
| Who is not saving India? Who is not saving India? Everybody these days seems to be in the line tosave India. Just have a look at this listA political party with a stale ideology wants to save the country fromaugmenting its energy needs.A set of traders want to save the consumers and farmers from getting abetter deal through organized retailA bun...
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| Ashwin Unni | 18:38 | 27/Jun/2008 |
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| $$--NeWtOniAn GaMeS--$$ |
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| It so happened that once all the top scientists of the world decided to play Hide-n-seek. Famous scientists like Newton, Einstein, Coppernicus, Homi Bhabha, and many others were also present. It was decided that Einstein would be the seeker.......... He went ahead and closed his eyes and started counting till 100. Newton could not...
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| pooja agarwal | 09:18 | 26/May/2008 |
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| TRUST......HIM |
| Just read this morning from one of the books i have been reading "YOU CAN HEAL YOUR LIFE" and jus one thought is so beautiful and can change our lives and pattern of thinking Learn to trust GOD ...The most important thing we need to live is our ...BREATH...and hegives it to us without us asking for it...imagine if we dint breathe the next second ?...
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| sohamswami | 09:12 | 24/Jun/2008 |
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| BANOMALI AND THE GOD |
| Banomali can be fearless. He really can be fearless,when he is drunk. As the alcohol flows inside,it washes away all the grief,sadness and fear. Banomali ponda, at his level has nothing to loose but he fears death and he fears humiliation. He can remember vividly how he lost his entire family-his son,daughters and his wife Kamala, in that devastati...
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| ajay rana | 21:37 | 29/Jan/2008 |
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| Consciousness in the Single Neuron |
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| Are the contents ofconscious perception tied to individual brain cells? Can we use singleneurons to determine someone’s subjective experience? A recent studiespublished in PNASsuggests otherwise: there are no specialized neuronsthat carry information about what enters awareness and what not. If oneholds the picture of a butterfly in front of one ey...
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| 24by7 | 18:27 | 10/May/2008 |
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| Mothers Day |
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| "Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible."
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| Sunil Meshram | 15:22 | 8/Jan/2008 |
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